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frenchdad:

i gotta be honest with you here i would feel no greater joy on this earth right now than beating the everloving shit out of this fucking pear, it just feels natural, like it’s the right thing to do, its exterior looks so inviting for my fists to cave in, you know it would probably enjoy it too, probably think it’s funny, i don’t even think it can feel pain so in the end we’re all winners

frenchdad:

i gotta be honest with you here i would feel no greater joy on this earth right now than beating the everloving shit out of this fucking pear, it just feels natural, like it’s the right thing to do, its exterior looks so inviting for my fists to cave in, you know it would probably enjoy it too, probably think it’s funny, i don’t even think it can feel pain so in the end we’re all winners

New favourite joke:

llamas-and-impalas:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

It’s cool I got it