what do you want for your birthday?: video games what do you want for christmas?: video games what do you want for valentines day?: video games what do you want from the grocery?: video games what do you want to buy if you won the lottery?: video games

me: my arm hurts mom: it's the computer me: my eyes hurt mom: it's the computer me: i have a nosebleed mom: it's the computer me: i have a fever mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer me: im pregnant mom: it's the computer me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone mom: the computer pushed you didnt it